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[–] 122 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've never had hair like that, but the pic seems like a pretty normal haircut I've seen from mid-90s through to now

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  • [–] 70 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    The early 90's mushroom haircut trend was worse by far

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    It’s back bay-bee!

    I’m just waiting for the other early 2000s hair trends to come back. Frosted tips, insane amounts of gel to spike it up, maybe some pukka shell necklaces? Maybe some Hawaiian shirts? Maybe those big ball chains? Converse? Just bring back third wave ska?

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    This picture may represent humanity at its peak.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This was the time when rock stars wore heavy makeup, painted their nails, had long lucious curly hair wore pants that cut off circulation

    Nobody said they were “gay” or “trans”, they were just rock and fucking roll and whatever they wanted

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm sorry but this is erasure of the very real homophobia these glam metal bands experienced as part of later backlash.

    And the guys in Skid Row tell of going out in public in the late eighties with “their hair stacked to the sky” and fighting with rednecks who called them removeds (Konow 296). While I never had to duke it out with anyone because of my long hair (the extent of my glam look), I did have similar experiences in the real world. Once, when with my mom at Huntington House, a now-defunct furniture store, a female sales clerk came up behind us and asked, “Can I help you ladies?” And on another occasion, when looking at clothes at Joslins in the Westminster Mall, a woman approached me from behind while remarking, “What do we have here? A lady looking at men’s pants!”

    Glam Metal and Its Requisite Gender-Bending: Celebrated Until They Suddenly Weren’t | by Ron Baxendale II | Medium - https://ronaldbax2.medium.com/glam-metal-and-its-requisite-gender-bending-celebrated-until-they-suddenly-werent-cf979b24eb4a

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    [–] 47 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Imagine a haircut like this instead. It was all the rage in Brazil back in 2002:

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Speak for yourself, I had frosted and fire tips.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Billabong sweater, or T-shirt over long arms. Oakleys, baggy low on the hip jeans and (possibly JNCO even if I prefered other brands) DC skateboard shoes. Soundtrack - The Offspring - Conspiracy of One. I would jack back into 2000 in an instant

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago* (17 children)

    That's a fucking normal ass haircut wtf

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago

    If you can’t bully children for their terrible haircuts, why even perpetuate their creation?

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What’s wrong with that haircut? It’s neat and looks good and ladies like it. That broccoli cut is just atrocious.

    When I was a kid it was the bowl cut, now that’s a travesty. The haircut in the picture is nice

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    [–] 37 points 2 years ago (17 children)

    What the fuck is broccoli hair?

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  • [–] [S] 67 points 2 years ago (13 children)
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    [–] 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children)

    No way, broccoli hair is significantly worse than almost any other hairstyle.

    You couldn't convince me broccoli hair was not started as a meme to see if people would make themselves look dumb to follow a trend.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    How about we let people style their hair however the fuck they like. I see all these comments ridiculing different haircuts as if being fucking apes with hair going in slightly different ways at different lengths blabbering on about which way is better wasn’t the ridiculous part.

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    It is the right of younger generations to confuse older gens with their style and older ones to be confused/offended by them. A tale as old as time.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It's boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    The Suebian knot, a common hair style 2000 years ago. I'll take the broccoli over that.

    But I'll like the viking hair styles more.

    But I'm just a lazy fuck with a common ponytail because I don't want to visit a hairdresser every few months.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    That looks like a fine haircut.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    This is not nearly as bad as the broccoli fuck boys although this definitely was the hairstyle of the future fuck boys I was in elementary school with back in the day.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Still a hell of a lot better than that beiber swoosh hairstyle.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago*

    Bad hair? Lemme 'mullet' over.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Broccoli hair? (quick duckduckgo) oh, you mean an 80s perm?

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    It's this a crop of Ellen DeGeneres?

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    That 'do is pretty slick though

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    The high and tight was good, I liked it.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    That haircut is fine. The broccoli cut and the school shooter bowl cut are not.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    When I was a teenager, the boys all had the Justin Bieber side swept kinda look

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeah, but you didn't have to go get a perm done for that style. You just got a $15 hair cut.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago*

    Why are we hating on things people like again? It doesn't look bad. You all are aging like that dude who “chose poorly”

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Tbh I still find that haircut to be quite attractive. Cannot say the same for broccoli cuts.

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