This would have been so useful for Eddy
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Ted and Eddy would have been very happy with this
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Do you think they dyed all their margaritas black in mourning?
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If you could get the over 65 set to realize the rail lines will help them get somewhere when their kid is at work, they might go for it.
But I'm not sure.
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Maaaaaaaaatttttlllloooooccccckkkk expressway
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Fuck the West, I guess.
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It's closed to being truly based. You just need to add the Mexican coast express down to the one in the Cancún Airport, and then you're gold.
Alternatively, you could build the sickest bridge known to man, but Cuba might take offense to that. Who knows.
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We already have 3 of the 4 high speed margarita rails in Florida (no need for one in Key West)
Rail travel is notably NOT the Parrothead preferred mode of transportation.
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No stop in Branson? They'll never go for it.
Get drunk and physically abuse your wife in more than 10 locations!
Honestly, this is dumb enough to work...
Where's the Syracuse Margaritaville at the Destiny USA mall?
this is basically a population map.
omg, it's a joke.
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Screw the Pacific Northwest in particular lol
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I really think things like this could work.
Medford has a margaritaville
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