Muuuurderrr... it's always murder with cats.

Fish and chips, but mostly fish.

A large mouse made of tuna.

The mouse has a necklace made of those tiny plastic ties to close packets.

At the end of the necklace there is a crinkly ball with catnip inside it.

The mouse is on top of a stupid bird with a tiny sign saying "the cat is smarter and more agile than us idiots birds".

The whole scene is pictured under a blanket with human feet to attack.

If she’s anything like my cats, eating plastic bags, probably.

Electric sheep?

How to take over the world!