Just pour this huge jug of milk down your front. Yeah, start drinking it and then just give up and drop it all. Trust me, it's going to look great.

Lauren, have you seen the heavy crea-- JFC, Lauren, you gotta start using a glass! I'm not cleaning it this time!

Man, I always had an extreme hard on for this whole photo shoot, there's just something about the way that milk looks against her skin...of course it helps that her body is absolutely perfect. Shame she never did any "proper" porn, just the nude shoots...

Part of a good balanced breakfast