Of all reasons he should resign, they pick him being fun at parties?

This situation has lead to libs trying their hardest not to admit that Cawthorn looks hot, chuds trying their hardest to make Cawthorn seem hot without sounding homoerotic, and stuck in the middle are a bunch of horny straight women and queer individuals hoping Cawthorn falls within their spectrum of queerness

Ridiculous timeline though I guess that goes without saying

How can you read this and NOT sympathize with that stupid reptile. Like, the dude likes to party in its own terms, oh wow!