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أللّـهُمَّ رَبَّ السَّـمواتِ السّـبْعِ وَما أَظْلَلَـنَ، وَرَبَّ الأَراضيـنَ السّـبْعِ وَما أقْلَلْـنَ، وَرَبَّ الشَّيـاطينِ وَما أَضْلَلْـنَ، وَرَبَّ الرِّياحِ وَما ذَرَيْـنَ، أَسْـأَلُـكَ خَيْـرَ هذهِ الْقَـرْيَةِ وَخَيْـرَ أَهْلِـها، وَخَيْـرَ مَا فِيهَا، وَأَعـوذُ بِكَ مِنْ شَـرِّها وَشَـرِّ أَهْلِـها، وَشَـرِّ مَا فِيهَا

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Assalaamu 'alaikum, chapos. You have just been conscripted into the eternal posting jihad! From now on you will focus all of your activity towards spreading the glory of Allah subhanahu wa ta’ala.

This community is where the global Ummah can safely co-ordinate the struggle to defeat the Great Satan and subsume the earth into a world caliphate. However, non-Muslims are free to roam here to learn and engage in positive discussions of Islamic topics and the Muslim experience, so long as they come in with good faith and pay their regular jizya tax.

Also avoid enflaming sectarian differences - in the struggle, the Ummah will be united.

Please take your caliphate-mandated prayer rug and litham and make your way to the mosque to start your foray into the great posting jihad.

ALLAHU AKBAR

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