Me: but if I sleep now I'll have less time to do fun things.
My bed: I am not trying to rob you! I'm trying to help you.
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Where was @Doug when the bedtime fell?
Taken into context, who was all celebrating your hundred and whateverth birthday at 4AM?!
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why shouldn't I stay up?
Ahh fuck didn't notice I wasn't on local sorry
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Too many people work a 9 to 5. I sleep a 9 to 5, but 9pm to 5am.
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