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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

At the risk of sounding like I have no idea what I'm talking about (because I don't).

Couldn't you perform a surgery to clamp the main vein, and then drain the blood out of the cock?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (5 children)

We will only use local anaesthesia and you'll have to watch.

Unless that is your kink. Then you don't get to watch.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's why I use tungsten. The superior metal

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Lead is the best, makes everyone truly crazy!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Radium is the only way to fly. It glows in the dark!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, "well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out" then I realized they're talking about a different ring for a cock

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (21 children)

Every ring I've ever owned that was made out of titanium has shattered. Seems like you could just crack it with a pair of pliers or something.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's the point of a cock ring with no tension?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can't they just reduce the swelling?

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