Corrected, and that makes it even more crazy IMO.

I dunno, you "park" with enough velocity and you could definitely describe the location of the boat as a distribution.

EDIT: When I wrote this comment I tried to imagine how one would do this. Perhaps against a rocky shore, or falling off a trailer on the highway? But then these guys came into my recommendation feed and said, "nah, like this": https://youtu.be/zlFH3aC7Z_c?t=741

A town called "Seaside" wants boats out of sight, amazing.

Yes I did actually read that, but it's so crazy I thought it was a typo, anyways I corrected it.

The neighbors complained because they have nothing better to do, but why was the ordinance created in the first place?

Theres a newish neighbourhood near me with a high percentage of reasonably cashed up retired people... nice houses with 2 car garages on small blocks. Every other house has a caravan or a boat and they almost all park them on the street.

Some of the streets have been effectively reduced to one lane in both directions, sure its legal but its a giant pain in the balls to get around.

Damn boat thieves!

Fighting dumb laws by creatively observing them. Is brilliant.

Den of the thicc.