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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Another way of thinking about it: You may have nothing to hide, but there are people who will use the dirt they have on you to make false accusations and fuck you over for their own gain.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Don't worry AI will just generate the evidence now.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Wait, then actual evidence becomes useless!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

I, for one, welcome our new toilet-watching overlords

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

After my visit to the porcelain throne, it is they who will feel fear.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Assert dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst shitting.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Hopefully it has audio because I love yelling hulk smash when I drop one off.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I don't want you to know where I hide my shit

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

"He's just sitting there smiling at the camera..."

"Four hours, there's a line. We have no idea what to do!"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

They left the seat up, so yeah they do

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

“why did he sit down on it to shit even with the seat up?”

the person monitoring it hasn’t been able to sleep for ten days since the no seat incident.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I still find people act more naturally with the smaller x10 models.

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