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[–] 40 points 2 years ago (1 child)

”Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the two-tiered US Justice system…”

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remember that if you're a gold, emerald or platinum member of the DOJ, you might be eligible up to a 40% discount on your next bond."

    EDIT: ..and for those of you that control five justices, our "Commit Today, Pay Never" plan is available for any federal offenses that may apply.

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