▲ 378 ▼ Blue magic (dmv.social) submitted 2 years ago by neptune@dmv.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml 20 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) There was a post about an older dude that went camping with his girlfriend and popped an ol' blue to get freaky. They wrapped up and fell asleep, but the dude woke up 4 hours in excruciating pain - his erection had never gone down. They rushed down the mountain to the hospital, another two hours later... ER docs told him it was too late, amputation time. So it's always a good idea to stay awake long enough to flush the pipes with a good piss to avoid a uti, the story just reinforced that notion for me about 1000% more. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Why... Would you amputate? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) . permalink fedilink source parent [–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago 6 hours? That's not a very long time for worm bile. You may want to consult a doctor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) There was a post about an older dude that went camping with his girlfriend and popped an ol' blue to get freaky. They wrapped up and fell asleep, but the dude woke up 4 hours in excruciating pain - his erection had never gone down. They rushed down the mountain to the hospital, another two hours later... ER docs told him it was too late, amputation time. So it's always a good idea to stay awake long enough to flush the pipes with a good piss to avoid a uti, the story just reinforced that notion for me about 1000% more. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Why... Would you amputate? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) . permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Why... Would you amputate? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) . permalink fedilink source parent
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) . permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago 6 hours? That's not a very long time for worm bile. You may want to consult a doctor. permalink fedilink source parent