▲ 1077 ▼ mycology (mander.xyz) submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz 81 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 23 points 2 years ago (13 children) And you cannot kill them in a way that matters. permalink fedilink source hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] oce@jlai.lu 67 points 2 years ago (4 children) I have found that a mix of olive oil, butter, garlic, parsley, salt and pepper makes their deaths matter a lot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) you fool. you've only removed the parts outside of the ground, it's mycelia still lives. it will be back in time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bluewing@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) I sincerely hope so! I'll be hungry for more by then! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago powerful response. you may yet stand a change against the fungal menace permalink fedilink source parent [–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago I've found that just tearing into their raw (but washed) flesh with my teeth works just as well, and imo is even tastier without all those distractions. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago (7 children) Why does the way I kill them have to matter? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 20 points 2 years ago (6 children) You need to be able to credibly threaten them with death if you want to force them to tell you the name of God. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (5 children) Has anyone done it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children) Yeah, a few years ago. God's name is Howie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Actually, it’s Harold. The prayer even says “Harold be thy name” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Sure in ancient proto-British but here in the states we are less formal in our liturgy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I don't know what that means... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] oce@jlai.lu 67 points 2 years ago (4 children) I have found that a mix of olive oil, butter, garlic, parsley, salt and pepper makes their deaths matter a lot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) you fool. you've only removed the parts outside of the ground, it's mycelia still lives. it will be back in time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bluewing@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) I sincerely hope so! I'll be hungry for more by then! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago powerful response. you may yet stand a change against the fungal menace permalink fedilink source parent [–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago I've found that just tearing into their raw (but washed) flesh with my teeth works just as well, and imo is even tastier without all those distractions. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) you fool. you've only removed the parts outside of the ground, it's mycelia still lives. it will be back in time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bluewing@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) I sincerely hope so! I'll be hungry for more by then! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago powerful response. you may yet stand a change against the fungal menace permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) I sincerely hope so! I'll be hungry for more by then! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago powerful response. you may yet stand a change against the fungal menace permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago powerful response. you may yet stand a change against the fungal menace permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago I've found that just tearing into their raw (but washed) flesh with my teeth works just as well, and imo is even tastier without all those distractions. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago (7 children) Why does the way I kill them have to matter? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 20 points 2 years ago (6 children) You need to be able to credibly threaten them with death if you want to force them to tell you the name of God. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (5 children) Has anyone done it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children) Yeah, a few years ago. God's name is Howie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Actually, it’s Harold. The prayer even says “Harold be thy name” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Sure in ancient proto-British but here in the states we are less formal in our liturgy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I don't know what that means... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 20 points 2 years ago (6 children) You need to be able to credibly threaten them with death if you want to force them to tell you the name of God. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (5 children) Has anyone done it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children) Yeah, a few years ago. God's name is Howie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Actually, it’s Harold. The prayer even says “Harold be thy name” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Sure in ancient proto-British but here in the states we are less formal in our liturgy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I don't know what that means... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (5 children) Has anyone done it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children) Yeah, a few years ago. God's name is Howie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Actually, it’s Harold. The prayer even says “Harold be thy name” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Sure in ancient proto-British but here in the states we are less formal in our liturgy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I don't know what that means... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children) Yeah, a few years ago. God's name is Howie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Actually, it’s Harold. The prayer even says “Harold be thy name” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Sure in ancient proto-British but here in the states we are less formal in our liturgy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I don't know what that means... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Actually, it’s Harold. The prayer even says “Harold be thy name” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Sure in ancient proto-British but here in the states we are less formal in our liturgy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Sure in ancient proto-British but here in the states we are less formal in our liturgy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I don't know what that means... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I don't know what that means... permalink fedilink source parent