“we’ve waited too long to open the aperture on the solution sets in terms of what we need, as a society, to start reducing emissions,” Woods told Fortune

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[–] 3 points 2 years ago

The device you want is called a wood chipper.

A particularly slow and unsharpened one, though.

Feet first.

And doused in pure capsaicin.

And after having had a branch of that tree that makes you want to kill yourself rectally inserted.

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