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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 years ago (4 children)

Can he donate like one billion to me first please?

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[–] Mateja23@lemmy.world 0 points 3 years ago (1 child)

So selfish, he should give me a million, and then give 15usd to literally every single person on the planet (including himself).

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 point 3 years ago

So selfish

I'm practicing for when I'm a billionaire after he gives me a billion dollars this Tuesday.

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[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 0 points 3 years ago (1 child)

I'm so poor, even a million would help.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 point 3 years ago

Oh I think a million would dramatically change the lives of 99% of the people on the planet.

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