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[–] -1 points 2 years ago (1 child)

What if I told you politics is a thing here too

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I would ask you why you are quoting the Morpheus image macro aloud and missing obvious sarcasm in 2024

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What If I told you that writing something in text does not count as quoting it aloud? 🤔

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It was a joke I wasn't going for epic pwnage

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What If I told you that Morpheus has pilled me and I will now start all my comments with "what if I told you"?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What If I told you I'm reconsidering this joke already?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What If I told you to stay the course and stfu.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What If I told you that's understandable and to have a nice day?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What if I told you I just banned them from Hexbear for being a weirdly hostile little shit?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What If I told you that I don't really think their comment was worthy of a ban?

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