I choose 4 and 7.
- 1: This is genuinely a blurse; you really don't want to understand everything everyone ever says.
- 2: This is genuinely a curse; You will remember every little thing that happens to you and it will haunt you forevermore.
- 3: This is mostly useless and will lead to you being exploited.
- 4: This is very good.
- 5: This is worthless; unless this acts like an infinite money glitch.
- 6: This is highly dangerous. You'd better not fall into a coma; nobody would be able to help you.
- 7: This is good; and it would be mostly useful; even if you were required to keep it a secret from everyone.
- 8: This is absolutely the most useless one yet. Eh, at least it's probably harmless.