▲ 595 ▼ Apple Vision Pro Owners Are Struggling to Figure Out What They Just Bought (nymag.com) submitted 2 years ago by psychothumbs@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 275 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] muse@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago (3 children) The masturbating in public might be a dead give away too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] paddirn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Oh shit... I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one's making eye contact... so I should be cool. Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dojan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon! permalink fedilink source parent [–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else's Vision Pro to hide what you're doing with your hands. You'll be totally in private! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Oh shit... I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one's making eye contact... so I should be cool. Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dojan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dojan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else's Vision Pro to hide what you're doing with your hands. You'll be totally in private! permalink fedilink source parent