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[–] 42 points 2 years ago (8 children)

This is truly the dumbest fucking timeline. Being a chud must be very satisfying, because you can just let the brainworms take over completely without having to put in any effort to fight them.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    just imagine the sweet relief they get from just giving in and becoming passengers in their own minds

    like just letting that alien parasite push your consciousness back behind a mental prison and going through reality totally disassociated, watching through eyes no longer yours

    ok now this seems horrible

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Sometimes I really wish I could start life over again as a CHUD, they seem so happy.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They're pissed off literally all the time.

    Not only are they deeply miserable and unpleasant in real life, they're miserable about things they invented in their head to get mad at.

    Like even this is about them having a meltdown because they might see the most famous musician in the country in a couple cutaway shots during a football game.

    Now being a chud and actually understanding that the entire world caters to you and realizing you literally don't have to do anything to maintain that? That would be pretty sweet

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