Programmer Humor

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[–] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 years ago (6 children)

System.out.println("Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!");

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[–] Grishaix@feddit.de 2 points 3 years ago (3 children)

std::cout << "Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!" << std::endl;

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[–] original_ish_name@latte.isnot.coffee 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

printf("C wins again\n");

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[–] Grishaix@feddit.de 2 points 3 years ago

p "Ruby FTW!"

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[–] ElectronSoup@kbin.social 0 points 3 years ago

std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");

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[–] Eavolution@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

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[–] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 1 point 3 years ago

Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes