These people remind me of my old roommate who "just wanted to live in a neighborhood where you don't have to lock your doors."

We lived kind of in the fucking woods outside of town, and some of our nearest neighbors had a fucking meth lab on their property.

I literally told him you can't fucking will that want into reality, man.

You can't just choose to leave your doors unlocked hoping that this will turn out to be that neighborhood.

I eventually moved the fuck out because I can't deal with that kind of hippie dippie bullshit. Life isn't fucking The Secret.