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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Can't wait to have to get a mandatory firmware update before my eyes or legs or something like that works again. I just hope Microsoft doesn't get in on the cybernetics business or it'll randomly happen while driving on the highway or forcefully fill your vision with blinding light for half an hour when you are trying to sleep.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Somehow, Microsoft has returned.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Still might want to practice on a hot dog or something afterwards though.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I have some pretty bad news for you, Elon musk is doing cybernetics business with it's neuralink

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd take Microsoft shot over anything Musk.

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