▲ 1441 ▼ Not such a conspiracy theory now (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by voidMainVoid@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml 227 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Slagathor@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children) There's no way the FDA approved that shit. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] noroute@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago* (3 children) There is no way i’m putting that shit in my brain even if FDA approves it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (5 children) You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life. permalink fedilink source parent [–] scratchresistor 6 points 2 years ago I'm a delivery boy! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines! permalink fedilink source parent [–] noroute@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Good luck ;-) permalink fedilink source parent [–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Anyone seeing this might want to consider combat training and counter custody training while it's easy, just in case this is the future we're headed for. (Also Remember they're not real people, they're bureaucrats they're the same as robots, don't hold back.) permalink fedilink source parent [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just wait. It becomes the latest and greatest in communications, then corporate America starts requiring it for employment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] noroute@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago And so resistance begins against the skynet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com -4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Remember that if you ever somehow become paralyzed. When they tell you they’ve luckily only recently developed a cure, make sure you tell them no thanks when you find out how it was created. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] noroute@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I’ll definitely tell “No Thanks!” in any situation. permalink fedilink source parent [–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah it's a meme that people are emotionally reacting to. Honestly you need to cross reference 2-3 sources before forming an opinion on any "news" these days permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gumus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Always check Twitter, Fox News, and ask ChatGPT. Am I doing this right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago That's an improvement over most in this thread permalink fedilink source parent
[–] noroute@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago* (3 children) There is no way i’m putting that shit in my brain even if FDA approves it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (5 children) You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life. permalink fedilink source parent [–] scratchresistor 6 points 2 years ago I'm a delivery boy! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines! permalink fedilink source parent [–] noroute@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Good luck ;-) permalink fedilink source parent [–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Anyone seeing this might want to consider combat training and counter custody training while it's easy, just in case this is the future we're headed for. (Also Remember they're not real people, they're bureaucrats they're the same as robots, don't hold back.) permalink fedilink source parent [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just wait. It becomes the latest and greatest in communications, then corporate America starts requiring it for employment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] noroute@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago And so resistance begins against the skynet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com -4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Remember that if you ever somehow become paralyzed. When they tell you they’ve luckily only recently developed a cure, make sure you tell them no thanks when you find out how it was created. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] noroute@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I’ll definitely tell “No Thanks!” in any situation. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (5 children) You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life. permalink fedilink source parent [–] scratchresistor 6 points 2 years ago I'm a delivery boy! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines! permalink fedilink source parent [–] noroute@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Good luck ;-) permalink fedilink source parent [–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Anyone seeing this might want to consider combat training and counter custody training while it's easy, just in case this is the future we're headed for. (Also Remember they're not real people, they're bureaucrats they're the same as robots, don't hold back.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Anyone seeing this might want to consider combat training and counter custody training while it's easy, just in case this is the future we're headed for. (Also Remember they're not real people, they're bureaucrats they're the same as robots, don't hold back.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just wait. It becomes the latest and greatest in communications, then corporate America starts requiring it for employment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] noroute@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago And so resistance begins against the skynet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] noroute@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago And so resistance begins against the skynet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com -4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Remember that if you ever somehow become paralyzed. When they tell you they’ve luckily only recently developed a cure, make sure you tell them no thanks when you find out how it was created. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] noroute@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I’ll definitely tell “No Thanks!” in any situation. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] noroute@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I’ll definitely tell “No Thanks!” in any situation. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah it's a meme that people are emotionally reacting to. Honestly you need to cross reference 2-3 sources before forming an opinion on any "news" these days permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gumus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Always check Twitter, Fox News, and ask ChatGPT. Am I doing this right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago That's an improvement over most in this thread permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Always check Twitter, Fox News, and ask ChatGPT. Am I doing this right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago That's an improvement over most in this thread permalink fedilink source parent
[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago That's an improvement over most in this thread permalink fedilink source parent