I bet you're the type of fucker who throws a bucket of water on someone when they ask for something to drink.

"Well.... acktchually, a significant portion of moisture absorbed by the human body is absorbed through the skin, so the skin technically is drinking the water. What, was I supposed to read your mind that you wanted a glass of water to drink with your mouth?"

Find your nearest community college, take a few critical thinking courses, then come back to talk with the grownups.

Till then, keep it to yourself.