Italians have great raw ingredients, if only somebody would teach them how to use them.

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[–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

If only the British were willing to share their culinary secrets and dental technology, many of the world's problems could be solved decisively.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 years ago

    culinary secrets

    A crybaby yelling at people and offering galaxy brain advice like “limit the size of your menu, it keeps consistency up” and “clean daily”?

    dental technology

    You’ve seen those haggard chompers, it’s a miracle they don’t fall out or bite themselves comically whilst speaking. Imagine what people who gave a shit could do with that dental necromancy

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