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[–] 116 points 2 years ago (4 children)

As a politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will put into law that volcanoes will be forbidden to erupt in our wonderful country.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    And as a different politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will fight for the freedom of volcanoes to erupt whenever and wherever they want. In fact, I promise a volcano in every household and quicksand in every sandbox.

    Cause this is America. Where land has more rights than people voting.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The former president of the Philippines said that he will urinate on the volcano that was threatening to erupt. Lol

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