Apple

An adult tells a child to stay off the table because the child does not have the skills to remain safe on its own.

As an adult, I have actually stood on my table to change light bulbs. I know what the table can handle, how to fall, and the risks involved.

Interestingly, iphones have a setting that allows parents to restrict access for their children.

I do not want Apple dictating how I can use my property, since I am an adult and I know what I am doing. Perhaps adults should limit how children install apps. And administrators can likewise limit how users install apps.

Apple sold me the phone, and it's now my iphone. I want it to be serviceable and usable after Apple ends support. This requires it to function after they block it from accessing the app store. This requires sideloading.