Linkedin is the utopia of liberal social media.

You're compared to all your peers, in the entire industry #globalization

You're never not applying for a new position. #gottagetthemgains

Work/life coaches with any influence have their followers looking like guppies, mouth open, pushing their way to the front, just waiting for their food. I've never seen boots licked to a polish before but got.damn. #trickledown

All in grindcore, no time off, work life balance? work IS life. #hereditarykneepads #itsnitslaveryifitsachoice

It's all the worst parts of work and none of the fun of social media. I don't know why anyone uses Linkedin at all. There are better ways at self-flagellation.