As a vegetarian I had no idea you meat eaters were dealing with such tragedies every day. I have a newfound sympathy.

You cannot have a hot Bacon & Sauasage in a bun

I would disagree, but you really need to add an egg in too.

Even if you put a fried egg between them?

I have vast experience that indicates you can indeed have both (scientifically tested at Greggs)