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What could Anon do? (feddit.de)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[–] 62 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Oh no he’s appeared in my home! I’ll stumble over furniture and throw 4lb items at them until cornering myself.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I have at least a dozen items in my house that I know I'm gonna be throwing at a burglar's face in case of a break in. I've lived in first floor units all my life too so I always have a Roman gladius by the window. It's not sharp, but it's metal and it's blunt.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Metal doesn't have to be terribly sharp too pierce flesh. As a 6 year-old, I accidentally stabbed myself with a cabinet handle that was extremely blunt. It's all about the ratio of force applied over an area. The most mall ninja shit sword will still cause potentially fatal injuries, it just wouldn't be a good battlefield weapon.

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