▲ 1000 ▼ Mastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thought (techcrunch.com) submitted 2 years ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 70 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 349 points 2 years ago (21 children) X (twitter): "Oh shit, most of our users are bots." Mastodon: "Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users." permalink fedilink source hideshow 21 child comments replies: [–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 186 points 2 years ago (20 children) Probably still bots, I'm the only real person on the internet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 20 child comments replies: [–] orclev@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (4 children) HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN? permalink fedilink source parent [–] nomecks@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (5 children) Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Petter1@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (3 children) No, we are all bots, and we know 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Beep boop me robot permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] flow_in@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Same permalink fedilink source parent [–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago Cowards! At least admit it in your display name… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Well, I'm an individual, just like everyone else permalink fedilink source parent [–] Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well don't get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago You're not a person! You're a good bug, Steeve! permalink fedilink source parent [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago* Hi beep boop I'm a bot permalink fedilink source parent [–] wiki_me@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* Come with me if you want to waste time permalink fedilink source parent [–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) I am actually several bots sharing a single account! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [+] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform... Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do! ... Oh boy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 186 points 2 years ago (20 children) Probably still bots, I'm the only real person on the internet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 20 child comments replies: [–] orclev@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (4 children) HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN? permalink fedilink source parent [–] nomecks@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (5 children) Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Petter1@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (3 children) No, we are all bots, and we know 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Beep boop me robot permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] flow_in@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Same permalink fedilink source parent [–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago Cowards! At least admit it in your display name… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Well, I'm an individual, just like everyone else permalink fedilink source parent [–] Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well don't get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago You're not a person! You're a good bug, Steeve! permalink fedilink source parent [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago* Hi beep boop I'm a bot permalink fedilink source parent [–] wiki_me@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* Come with me if you want to waste time permalink fedilink source parent [–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) I am actually several bots sharing a single account! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [+] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform... Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do! ... Oh boy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] orclev@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (4 children) HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN? permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN? permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (5 children) Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Petter1@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (3 children) No, we are all bots, and we know 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Beep boop me robot permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] flow_in@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Same permalink fedilink source parent [–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago Cowards! At least admit it in your display name… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Well, I'm an individual, just like everyone else permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Petter1@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (3 children) No, we are all bots, and we know 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Beep boop me robot permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] flow_in@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Same permalink fedilink source parent [–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago Cowards! At least admit it in your display name… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Beep boop me robot permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] flow_in@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Same permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago Cowards! At least admit it in your display name… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Well, I'm an individual, just like everyone else permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well don't get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well don't get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago You're not a person! You're a good bug, Steeve! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago* Hi beep boop I'm a bot permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wiki_me@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* Come with me if you want to waste time permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) I am actually several bots sharing a single account! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [+] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [+] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform... Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do! ... Oh boy. permalink fedilink source parent