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[–] 349 points 2 years ago (21 children)

X (twitter): "Oh shit, most of our users are bots."

Mastodon: "Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users."

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  • [–] 186 points 2 years ago (20 children)

    Probably still bots, I'm the only real person on the internet

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  • [–] 64 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    No, we are all bots, and we know 😉

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