On a more serious note:
The article doesn't go into detail, but looks like US and UK will get the same version... one that can't be "safely" deployed in the EU (without risking huge fines again).
So I'm guessing we're getting a version that makes - or at least tries to make them look like they're compliant with their "privacy efforts". Assuming they need EU-only datacenters and infra etc.
I guess we're getting it "later".
This is good, but I wonder how they're going to handle ActivityPub federation in the meanwhile? Defed all EU instances?