1. I started out with the og Lemmy.ml.
2. Then created my own instance/bot Lemmit.
3. Thought Lemmy.ml was to slow/unstable, so created an account on Lemmy.world
4. Gotta have a separate account for grown up stuff, so signed up on LemmyNSFW.com
5. Gee... Lemmy.world is kinda slow/unstable... Better sign up on lemm.ee...

I'll probably retire the lemmy.ml and world accounts though.