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[–] 13 points 3 years ago (3 children)

“Unsurprisingly, ‘Diarrhea Sasquatch Xtreme’ hit the mark yet failed to wow test groups,” is likely one of many test flavors removed from the article for PR reasons.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Sorry about that. I had taco bell for lunch.

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    Per an early draft of the Proverbia Grecorum:

    Non spernas Sasquatch in visu neque despicias staturam eius; brevis est enim apis in volatilibus caeli et fructum illius primatus dulcidinis.

    Or, if your latin is rusty:

    Do not scorn the Sasquatch on sight, nor despise its stature; for the bee is short among the birds of the sky, and the fruit of that primacy is sweet.

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