It's Nigel Farage. Don't ask me how I know because I made it up.

Doubt it, he doesn't strike me as having the self awareness to consider self harming. I'm pretty sure he still thinks his position as a royal means he ought to be above the petty laws and morality that the little people have to concern themselves with.

An obvious option, but I reckon the royal family would shut down even reporting that they are trying to report something.

I'm struggling to think of someone who's been fairly prominent the last few years but fallen off the grid a bit. Politicians are just far too egotistical/morally devoid now to have mental breakdowns so I'd have to guess a TV celeb... Philip Scofield!

Oh, Russell Brand! Could be something new he's trying to fend off mid-trial. Sounds like the kind of crap he'd pull too.

Nah I think minor celeb. Low level presenter.

Or maybe a sportsperson.

Yes.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/ex-prince-andrew-sparks-fears-183058525.html