I can soooo see myself saying the craziest, most unhinged and horniest shit under anesthesia 😂

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I woke up screaming after surgery.

I had the max allowed dosis of oxicontin, oxicodone, ketamine, paracetamol, ibuprofen and a nerve blocker yet my pain was a 9/10. Doctor: "sorry mate, can't do anything else for ya, you've got the max allowed. Good luck! Oh, we can't let you go home anymore, you've had too much stuff for that."

Later I needed to pee but I was connected to loads of tubes and such. The nurse put the machines on my bed so I could turn to the side to pee in a cardboard container. I got out of bed, standing up without issue. She jumped from the other side to catch me, which was totally not necessary. She said: "But you can't stand on your own legs with what you've had. I've never seen this before, how!"

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