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[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 59 points 17 hours ago* (2 children)

I told Justin if he didn't behave, he'd have to sleep in the garage again. He's only four, but he has to learn.

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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 16 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

Billy took to pissing all over the walls, so we had to have him killed.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

Be humane... say "euthanized"

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