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[–] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"I have a disagreement with my girl. She says we became a couple 8 month ago, when we first had sex. I say we became boyfriend and girlfriend when we first kissed, which was 5 month ago"

  • Marcel Lucont

(cited from memory, I'm sure his punch line was delivered better)

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