While I wasn't 100% serious, I wasn't just joking either.
Sure there is a difference. But not a big one. Do you know what each android process actually does? And both can install any shit they want at any time. You can't even uninstall their store or apps.
To me personally, the difference is slim. And malware is malware, the difference often is just billions of dollars and doing it more or less on the open.