Attorneys say Pike was set to be taken off life support before she woke up, as judge orders officials to preserve evidence

Christa Pike awoke “angry and confused” after surviving two lethal injections, her attorneys said on Wednesday, as a judge ordered Tennessee state officials to preserve all evidence related to the failed execution.

Pike, 50, was taken to hospital unconscious but alive from Tennessee’s execution chamber last Wednesday after two supposedly lethal doses of the barbiturate pentobarbital.

She was declared brain dead on Monday, her attorneys said, and her team was informed of plans to remove her from life support the next day. “But on Tuesday, to the shock of everyone … Christa woke up and began talking,” Randy Spivey, one of her lawyers, said at a press conference on Wednesday. He was told her first words were “Where am I?” and “Who are you?”

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[–] 9 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Has someone tried torturing her, cutting a pentagram into her chest, then crushing her skull?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I mean they are torturing her

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  • [+] -8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Eh, it's a huge gradient. Playing a pop song over and over is a form of torture. How about "did someone try torturing her like she did her victim?"

    This bitch has a lot further to go before I call it "torture". She's being inconvenienced.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Does being raped multiple times as a teenager count for credits? What about growing up around literal feces? Can she transfer her own previous torture credits to her current portfolio to balance it out?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    You know, a giant skull-crusher might actually be the preferable form of execution. Imagine one of those big hydraulic pile driving hammers. Just imagine a human skull at the impact point. Imagine not literally using one of those machines, but an execution device built around such a mechanism.

    Grizzly as hell, but honestly, I don't think we should factor the comfort of the execution audience into this. The state is murdering someone. The law may have judged this person worthy of being murdered, but they are still being murdered. Let it be as physically gruesome as it is morally.

    And why the giant head-crusher? Because it would be the perfect method from the condemned's point of view. It's instant and completely painless. The skull is flying apart like Gallagher's watermelon before the pain signal can even be processed. This beats even the guillotine, which gave the victim a few last seconds of horror, as they experienced the pain of the blade and the experience of being a head falling into a basket. Also, it's pretty much idiot proof. You don't have to worry about a clumsy sheriff-playing-as-doctor to administer a cocktail of medications. You check if the machine runs before the execution, but otherwise there's no real way to fuck it up.

    In theory nitrogen asphyxiation is the ideal way to do things. No pain. Just a gradual tiredness followed by sleep and death. But then you have to worry about nitrogen leaking out of a chamber and asphyxiating the observers.

    Or Hell, if we really could get over ourselves, the ideal method would probably just be massive doses of opioids. No real way to screw that up. In terms of fuck-ups, worse that happens is they get underdosed, they don't stop breathing, and you dose them again while they're asleep. But we don't like the idea of murderers being able to die in a state of medicated bliss and permanent sleep, so that's right out.

    Honestly, a giant head crusher would be far more humane than our current methods.

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  • [–] 1 point 19 hours ago

    The problem with the guillotine could be solved just by making it chop at the base of the skull rather than the neck. That would cut the brain in half, top and bottom, right through the grey matter. I'm pretty sure that would be instant lights out.

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  • massive doses of opioids. No real way to screw that up.

    You still need medical professionals to administer them and it might fail depending on the state of the veins of the person to be executed.

    But I agree that it would probably more human than whatever the fuck they are using currently, where they basically drown due to fluid buildup in the lungs.

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