Shall someone also massage your feet while they pump your gas?

How about also read you a bedtime story?

How about we stop with the useless jobs that waste time and money? Those young workforce could actually be getting experience in a field that is useful to society. And that will get them further in life.

But ah, then you might have to get out of your car and get your own hand dirty. The horror!

You'd rather own slaves, wouldn't you?