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[–] 37 points 16 hours ago (15 children)

I’ll never forget about the guy on reddit who talked about his poop knife 😳

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  • [–] 8 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

    Did you ever hear of the channel S.V. Seeker? Honestly my favourite bit of niche internet drama, I can't even begin to list the crazy shit that went down but basically a madman with zero knowledge of sailing let alone boatbuilding welded together an ill-conceived hulk roughly according to the plans of someone who is himself a nutter; misadventures on the way include pouring a lead keel and poisoning the topsoil if not himself, faking an explosion and resulting traumatic brain injury to learn who his 'real fans' were, and creating possibly the scariest boat I've ever heard of which no doubt will end up on the news one day having becoming a hazard to navigation.

    Anyway he's the first person I ever heard of using a poo knife. He was openly advocating the practice, as well as a 'poo nest' to prevent splashback.

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  • [–] 4 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

    I knew a poop knife family. They had 10 kids though, that might have had something to do with it.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

    I just feel like, and maybe I’m misunderstanding the usage instructions here, but if you have to use a knife to scrape poop off your behind… you should probably see a doctor about changing your diet.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    Its not so scrap it off your butt.. but to cut it into smaller pieces in the bowl..

    No..

    I am not making that up...

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  • [–] 5 points 15 hours ago* (3 children)

    Apparently super common and a religious thing.

    Never thought I'd feel so warm towards a toilet brush before I read that story.

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  • [–] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    What kind of religion requires a diet that creates logs that need to be manually broken up to flush? I know US style toilets are more prone to blocking but that seems absurd to be so common.

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  • [–] 7 points 15 hours ago

    That was so long ago, and still to this day pops into my head.

    Though I had no idea it was a religious thing! That’s news to me, though I’m not sure I want to Google and learn more about it.

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