You must be fun at parties. I guess you're a Chinese immigrant/descendant living in Canada based on your posts? I think I'm getting a better understanding of your personality.

"I don’t give a flying fuck what excuses you come up with, dude. I don’t care if it’s an uneducated populace, your gross ageism, or alien lizards from the fifteenth dimension."

Classic. But hey at least it's not dwagons.

"It’s like people trying to tell me why a computer fucked up and deleted all my data. The reason, unless it’s an action I took, doesn’t fucking matter. The computer fucked up and deleted all my data."

This one surprised me, I guess you're not very tech savvy. Did OneDrive delete your local data and move it to the cloud because you didn't change the settings?

"If It doesn’t matter why your nation is a festering shithole."

I never said it was my nation. You made some quick assumptions. I was born in another country and I've lived in many other countries and traveled to more.

"Don’t demand that the rest of us “help” you. We’ve got problems of our own caused by your shitstain on the underpants of humanity."

I'm surprised that you're not familiar with a one party system. And nobody wants your help, actually you need some help, and I'm serious because you're having over the top anger issues. You seem to also enjoy mocking Japan a lot.