I'm gonna try giving my bread away by hanging it on the giant skeleton in my front yard and putting up a sign, but i want the sign to be like, early internet quirky/funny

Any and all improvements are welcome

For reference, I'm gonna hang it from his hand and make the sign like 18×24 or something like that. Legible from the other side of the road is my goal for the top text

Update: my partner worked on it a bit it looks incredible