▲ 1322 ▼ Thanks, I hate it (startrek.website) submitted 3 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml 83 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Zoldyck@discuss.online 12 points 3 years ago (9 children) So how much HP does Bojack Horseman have? permalink fedilink source hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website [S] 19 points 3 years ago (7 children) If a human has 1 (according to another comment) and a horse has 15, then I'm going to say that a "horseman" has 8. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago (6 children) What about a centaur? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website [S] 14 points 3 years ago* (5 children) That's a tough one. They're also half and half, but they're more horse where it counts for HP than Bojack. Hmm... let's say 13. Because a human torso is probably heavier than a horse head. Final answer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 5 points 3 years ago (3 children) A horse only has 4 limbs, while a centaur has 6 limbs, so centaur must be stronger, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Yes. A centaur can use the hands to drag itself forward with a rope. Extra CP right there! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 3 years ago Extra what now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago Centipedes be like. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dojan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* Would a centaur have double sets of organs? Like two hearts, four lungs, etc.? My question I guess is more, is the human part self-sufficient? Could you amputate the horse and end up with just the upper body of a human, and would it be functional? permalink fedilink source parent [–] owatnext@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Honestly I give him like 0.5hp. Have you seen how lazy that horseman is? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website [S] 19 points 3 years ago (7 children) If a human has 1 (according to another comment) and a horse has 15, then I'm going to say that a "horseman" has 8. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago (6 children) What about a centaur? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website [S] 14 points 3 years ago* (5 children) That's a tough one. They're also half and half, but they're more horse where it counts for HP than Bojack. Hmm... let's say 13. Because a human torso is probably heavier than a horse head. Final answer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 5 points 3 years ago (3 children) A horse only has 4 limbs, while a centaur has 6 limbs, so centaur must be stronger, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Yes. A centaur can use the hands to drag itself forward with a rope. Extra CP right there! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 3 years ago Extra what now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago Centipedes be like. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dojan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* Would a centaur have double sets of organs? Like two hearts, four lungs, etc.? My question I guess is more, is the human part self-sufficient? Could you amputate the horse and end up with just the upper body of a human, and would it be functional? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago (6 children) What about a centaur? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website [S] 14 points 3 years ago* (5 children) That's a tough one. They're also half and half, but they're more horse where it counts for HP than Bojack. Hmm... let's say 13. Because a human torso is probably heavier than a horse head. Final answer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 5 points 3 years ago (3 children) A horse only has 4 limbs, while a centaur has 6 limbs, so centaur must be stronger, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Yes. A centaur can use the hands to drag itself forward with a rope. Extra CP right there! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 3 years ago Extra what now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago Centipedes be like. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dojan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* Would a centaur have double sets of organs? Like two hearts, four lungs, etc.? My question I guess is more, is the human part self-sufficient? Could you amputate the horse and end up with just the upper body of a human, and would it be functional? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website [S] 14 points 3 years ago* (5 children) That's a tough one. They're also half and half, but they're more horse where it counts for HP than Bojack. Hmm... let's say 13. Because a human torso is probably heavier than a horse head. Final answer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 5 points 3 years ago (3 children) A horse only has 4 limbs, while a centaur has 6 limbs, so centaur must be stronger, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Yes. A centaur can use the hands to drag itself forward with a rope. Extra CP right there! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 3 years ago Extra what now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago Centipedes be like. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dojan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* Would a centaur have double sets of organs? Like two hearts, four lungs, etc.? My question I guess is more, is the human part self-sufficient? Could you amputate the horse and end up with just the upper body of a human, and would it be functional? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 5 points 3 years ago (3 children) A horse only has 4 limbs, while a centaur has 6 limbs, so centaur must be stronger, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Yes. A centaur can use the hands to drag itself forward with a rope. Extra CP right there! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 3 years ago Extra what now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago Centipedes be like. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Yes. A centaur can use the hands to drag itself forward with a rope. Extra CP right there! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 3 years ago Extra what now? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago Centipedes be like. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dojan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* Would a centaur have double sets of organs? Like two hearts, four lungs, etc.? My question I guess is more, is the human part self-sufficient? Could you amputate the horse and end up with just the upper body of a human, and would it be functional? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Honestly I give him like 0.5hp. Have you seen how lazy that horseman is? permalink fedilink source parent