Please tell me it wasn't written by Ben Shapiro, author of famously corny political action thrillers
Edit: wow shapiro has been a political commentator for a long time, like as long ago as Obama. The distinction between a leftist and a rightist probably wasn't as pronounced back then and it's kind of weird to think that anyone was doing what we does in 2012 (i.e before Trump v.s Clinton, gamergate)