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[–] 25 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Hate to break it to you, but the sun also affects tides.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 days ago (8 children)

    Gravity equation says everything with a mass does... Compiling Gentoo removes the sun from the equation anyway (I chose this over a yo mamma joke, I'm getting wiser it seems)

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  • [–] 6 points 4 days ago (7 children)

    May I still get the yo mama joke?

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  • [–] 17 points 4 days ago (6 children)

    Yo mamma so fat it's always high tide when she's at the beach

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago (5 children)

    Oh yeah? Well yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the traffic slows down!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

    Oh yeah? Yo mama so stubborn, Waze added a "fine, you drive" instruction

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Oh yeah? Yo mama so dumb, she left your dad for her ChatGPT-borne boyfriend

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Oh yeah? Yo mama so nice, I wish she was mine! Wait...

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