It shouldn't be that easy to tell who it is but the man is just that weird looking.

No offense to weird looking guys. But come on, if the universe made you look that way you'd better have something to offer personality-wise.

It's like me and my dick.....I have to know what I'm doing with it to make up for.....you know.

For Andrew Tate it's the equivalent of having a small dick but then just weakly wiggle-thrusting on top of a woman after eating a tuna and onion sandwich. That's not gonna work man.