Never seen so much "As a cyclist" in one thread. Almost everyone is a cyclist at some point even if you don't like them, they're ubiquitous and useful, but most people never seem to speak "As a cyclist" until they need to throw an anti-cyclist opinion at a group ride. It's like saying "As a pedestrian". It doesn't give your uncritical social grudges any further weight. One second, maybe I can find an honorary cyclist medal to pin on you or something to make it official.