I put put dots on all my mice this morning. They all slide they are running on air bearings!
Shaking the mouse in KDE has never been easier!
which is almost never these days now. I just hate to admit it to myself I don’t need all that while scrolling code all day
As a fellow code scroller and gadget tinkerer... you just need to move on to the mechanical keyboards obsession.
Split keyboard, ortholinear key layout, mechanical key switches, multiple thumb keys (my thumbs are more capable than a single space bar!!), hardware macros, programmable individually addressable RGBs so your desk can look like rainbow vomit when you're not using it. Optional attached trackball/trackpad so you can live the 'I'm never taking my hands off the keyboard' life without becoming a vim/emacs person.
ex: https://www.zsa.io/voyager or if you want a good YT video (the one that sold me on it): Ben Vallack on YT, a good source for gadget reviews for mature (read: in funds) nerds.